27Jan2012
toptumbles:

Seven brilliant quotes

toptumbles:

Seven brilliant quotes

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Originally from breechang
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20Jan2012

fuckyeahoddities:

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a son while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot behind the head.

Here is an interesting one…
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are made of fifteen letters.

Mr. Booth shot Lincoln in a Theatre called “Ford”.
Lee Harvey Oswald, shot Kennedy in a car called “Ford” Lincoln.

Booth ran from a theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And last but not least,
A month before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A month before Kennedy was shot he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Originally from lovelylea
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14Jan2012
aprilmaee:

bbabycakes:

Marriage From A Kid’s Perspective
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? 
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you likesports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keepthe chips and dip coming.— Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going tomarry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later whoyou’re stuck with.– Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.— Camille, age 10 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling atthe same kids.— Derrick, age 8  
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON
Both don’t want any more kids.– Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to knoweach other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.— Lynnette, age 8 
-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usuallygets them interested enough to go for a second date.— Martin, age 10  6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?-When they’re rich.— Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess withthat.– - Curt, age 7
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marrythem and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.– - Howard, age 8  7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someoneto clean up after them.— Anita, age 9
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?— Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is…
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dumptruck.— Ricky, age 10, way to go Ricky

Kids say the darnest things.. (:

aprilmaee:

bbabycakes:

Marriage From A Kid’s Perspective

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? 

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.– Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10
 
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8 

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON

Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
 
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
– - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– - Howard, age 8
 
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is…

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
— Ricky, age 10, way to go Ricky

Kids say the darnest things.. (:

Originally from applesforalice
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14Jan2012

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Originally from breechang
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27Dec2011
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

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Originally from sh0rtyb0y888
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16Dec2011
adventurestogether:


A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather. His only fault was this that he tried to protect his little sister from being raped. Now he’s struggling for his life, but doctors say he won’t make it without a surgery. His mother doesn’t have money to pay it.tumblr donates 45cents for every sharing or reposing.
Please Verify, Don’t Ignore thinking It To be FAKE(Mother’s Number Not Disclosed For Security Reasons)Doctor’s Contact Number: +91 20 6721 3400Hospital Name: Sahyadri Hospital

Please reblog this more than once if possible, its Christmas

adventurestogether:

A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather. His only fault was this that he tried to protect his little sister from being raped. Now he’s struggling for his life, but doctors say he won’t make it without a surgery. His mother doesn’t have money to pay it.tumblr donates 45cents for every sharing or reposing.


Please Verify, Don’t Ignore thinking It To be FAKE
(Mother’s Number Not Disclosed For Security Reasons)
Doctor’s Contact Number: +91 20 6721 3400
Hospital Name: Sahyadri Hospital

Please reblog this more than once if possible, its Christmas

(Source: topraymen)

Originally from sh0rtyb0y888
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16Dec2011
adventurestogether:


A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather. His only fault was this that he tried to protect his little sister from being raped. Now he’s struggling for his life, but doctors say he won’t make it without a surgery. His mother doesn’t have money to pay it.tumblr donates 45cents for every sharing or reposing.
Please Verify, Don’t Ignore thinking It To be FAKE(Mother’s Number Not Disclosed For Security Reasons)Doctor’s Contact Number: +91 20 6721 3400Hospital Name: Sahyadri Hospital

Please reblog this more than once if possible, its Christmas

adventurestogether:

A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather. His only fault was this that he tried to protect his little sister from being raped. Now he’s struggling for his life, but doctors say he won’t make it without a surgery. His mother doesn’t have money to pay it.tumblr donates 45cents for every sharing or reposing.


Please Verify, Don’t Ignore thinking It To be FAKE
(Mother’s Number Not Disclosed For Security Reasons)
Doctor’s Contact Number: +91 20 6721 3400
Hospital Name: Sahyadri Hospital

Please reblog this more than once if possible, its Christmas

(Source: topraymen)

Originally from sh0rtyb0y888
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25Nov2011

dianatastic:

reynaaanalani:

LOL I did all of that and had all of that!

YES

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06Nov2011
keanubanayat:

“They wanted to pray together, but not see each other, before the ceremony.”

keanubanayat:

“They wanted to pray together, but not see each other, before the ceremony.”

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Originally from breechang
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05Nov2011

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Originally from fuckyeahweddingideas
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